Post by Emperor Ken on Dec 2, 2005 10:49:35 GMT -5
CNN everywhere...
ROME. The scene in downtown Rome is a glorious and victorious one as the Pope of All the World has marshalled his mighty armies in a massive victory parade through the streets of down town Rome today.
From atop his newly and fully renovated "Coloseam of Death" the Pope cheered on his victorious Italian troops while simultaniously witnessing the execution of 10 000 austrian devil worshipers.
"The time of victory is at hand!" his holiness proclaimed. "While it may seen that the devil has won this round we must have faith in god as our saviour! The Austrian Anti Christ will not seize our capital! The glory of Rome will be evident to all.. I vow you this; blessed of god;that we shall be in Vienna within 2 years; and we will burn that wretched hive of villany and evil to THE GROUND!!"
The cheers for the pope from the assembled people was scattered and sporadic. With Italian troops marching straight from the parade on to the front lines to fight the devil spawned austrians who are now as we speak only 30 km out side of the holy city.
"Our crack moon troops stand by ready for the final victory!" Proclaimed the Pope in reference to what we at CNN are not entirely sure "Austria, surrender now you traitorous dogs and we may spare you family from the massive pot of boiling oil we have prepared for you! If you turn your troops put of Italy and move back 1 entire square turning over all that you have seized and fight the vile russians your people will be spared the wrath of god!!!"
The Pope is clearly mad and has been consuming far too much Moon cheeze. He has be threating and yelling and screaming about a "grand alliance of light" for almost 2 years now while at the same time accusing every country that boarders Italy of devil worship. Are the Popes days numbered. Will the Pope fight off the evil Anti Christ and his French Lackys? Prolly not but it is clearly evident to this reporter that the Pope and his armies will at least make a jolly good show of it.
back to you Larry...
ROME. The scene in downtown Rome is a glorious and victorious one as the Pope of All the World has marshalled his mighty armies in a massive victory parade through the streets of down town Rome today.
From atop his newly and fully renovated "Coloseam of Death" the Pope cheered on his victorious Italian troops while simultaniously witnessing the execution of 10 000 austrian devil worshipers.
"The time of victory is at hand!" his holiness proclaimed. "While it may seen that the devil has won this round we must have faith in god as our saviour! The Austrian Anti Christ will not seize our capital! The glory of Rome will be evident to all.. I vow you this; blessed of god;that we shall be in Vienna within 2 years; and we will burn that wretched hive of villany and evil to THE GROUND!!"
The cheers for the pope from the assembled people was scattered and sporadic. With Italian troops marching straight from the parade on to the front lines to fight the devil spawned austrians who are now as we speak only 30 km out side of the holy city.
"Our crack moon troops stand by ready for the final victory!" Proclaimed the Pope in reference to what we at CNN are not entirely sure "Austria, surrender now you traitorous dogs and we may spare you family from the massive pot of boiling oil we have prepared for you! If you turn your troops put of Italy and move back 1 entire square turning over all that you have seized and fight the vile russians your people will be spared the wrath of god!!!"
The Pope is clearly mad and has been consuming far too much Moon cheeze. He has be threating and yelling and screaming about a "grand alliance of light" for almost 2 years now while at the same time accusing every country that boarders Italy of devil worship. Are the Popes days numbered. Will the Pope fight off the evil Anti Christ and his French Lackys? Prolly not but it is clearly evident to this reporter that the Pope and his armies will at least make a jolly good show of it.
back to you Larry...